If this is any indication, 2009 is going to be fucking weird. From Bitten&Bound

Rapper Soulja Boy is keeping relatively quiet about being robbed at gunpoint by six men who entered his Georgia home last Tuesday. The singer, whose real name is DeAndre Ramone Way, and several of his friends were in the home at the time of the attack.
On Wednesday a video turned up on the internet with two masked men claiming to be the robbers. Not only did they admit to the crime but they also said this isn’t the first time they have encountered Soulja Boy. The criminals said that they ‚”stalked” him at the release party for his latest album iSouljaBoyTellem and followed him to his home after the party.

Hat tip Buzzfeed.

by Dave Thomas

Chandni Chowk To China
Hope you like horror. Let me rephrase that. Hope you like crappy horror.
January 9
BRIDE WARS
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway battle to see who’s the most popular actress, I mean, to see who gets a popular wedding venue.
WILL IT SUCK?
Gary Winick has done all right since Tadpole (13 Going on 30, Charlotte’s Web) though one of the writers co-wrote Saving Silverman. The other writers worked on the American version of Creature Comforts, which wasn’t bad. Likely outcome is meh.
HOW WELL WILL IT DO?
No competition from the week before since Hollywood is giving up on movies that weekend, and no romcoms for miles after. $47mil.
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THE UNBORN
WHAT’S THE PITCH?
Unborn twin vs. born twin.
WILL IT SUCK?
Wins the award for most problematic one sheet. Are you trying to titillate me or scare me because when you’re talking about evil unborn ghost fetuses you can’t do both. David S. Goyer writes, which can be a very good thing (The Dark Knight) but he also directs which hasn’t worked out so well (The Invisible, Blade: Trinity). And how did Gary Oldman end up in this mishigas?

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