The Passion for Christ Movement just launched its new anti-masturbation campaign. That’s right, Jesus prefers that you just stain your sheets with those sinful wet dreams, boys and girls. No touching! We totally want a shirt. Should we get EX-fornicator, EX-homosexual, or EX-masturbator? Decisons, decisions….

From an ex-masturbator and member of The Passion for Christ Movement’s blog:

This is the thing that many people do but don’t really talk about, especially women. It’s looked on as not ladylike and not pure. It’s a shameful thing for many women and men alike. I struggled with masturbation for many years but this wasn’t the only sexually immoral thing that I was enslaved to. I started masturbating as early as 7th or 8th grade, but overall my imprisonment to lust started as early as 4 or 5 years of age. When I was a little girl, I had a friend that I played with. Something must have happened to her because it was from playing with her that I had my first sexual experience. After this one time experience I wasn’t the same and I developed homosexual tendencies as well. The seed of lust was planted and grew to maturity in my heart. I went from “humping” the floors, to sexually stimulate myself, to full on masturbation, which became my most shameful secret. The frequency to which I masturbated and the degree to which I did it was so bad that I actually ended up tearing the tissue on my clitoris. This sent me into depression for months because I thought I had mutilated myself. I had contemplated suicide because of it but I still didn’t stop. The real battle began for me when I desired freedom.

Well, if you’ve been doing it since you were 4 and are prone to humping floors, maybe it is shameful. You actually tore you’re clitoris? Who are these people?!
Check out their video after the jump. [hat tip Buzzfeed]

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Snow Day- South 1st street and Berry

I got this funny e-mail the other day that I’m pretty sure is spam, but then again part of me wishes that someone named Brain out there really, really wants me to sell them some curtains.
It read:

My name is Brain and I am sending you an email regarding an order of some Curtains.I will like you to e-mail me back with the best types of Curtains that you have now and the price range for each and also the types of credit card you accept?Please include your contact number and name.

Is this some kinda code or something? Anybody want to sell ol’ Brain some curtains? Email him.

Here’s a remix of Christian Bale’s expletive-filled tirade, which has been circulating around for the past day or two. The video is hysterical, but alas my crush on this guy has officially been quelled. Forever.
AGHHH:

c/o RevoLucian

Grand and Bedford Ave

There have been a few excellent releases in the past months that deserve extra attention (from artists like A.C. Newman, Max Tundra and Low vs Diamond). But what’s even better is what we have to look forward to in February ‚Äì new LPs like N.A.S.A.‘s ‚”The Spirit of Apollo” and ‚”Tight Knit” from Vetiver. We’ve jumbled it together with a few randoms into a mix for this short, divine month.

1. A.C. Newman – ‚”There Are Maybe Ten Or Twelve”
2. Harlem – ‚”Caroline” – listen via MySpace.
3. Army Navy – ‚”My Thin Sides”
4. Cut Off Your Hands – ‚”Oh Girl” ‚Äì check it out at last.fm.
5. Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band – ‚”Anchors Dropped” ‚Äì listen to this and a few other songs from their forthcoming record over at The Hype Machine..
6. Hey Willpower – ‚”Hundredaire”
7. Little Boots – ‚”Stuck On Repeat”
8. N.A.S.A. (feat. Spank Rock, M.I.A., Santogold & Nick Zinner) – ‚”Whachadoin?” ‚Äì get this for free from RCRDLBL.com.
9. Max Tundra – ‚”Which Song”
10. Low vs. Diamond – ‚”Don’t Forget Sister”
11. Vetiver – ‚”Everyday” – c/o i guess i’m floating.
12. The Boxer Rebellion – ‚”Flashing Red Light Means Go”