I could make a few lame jokes here about this, but I won’t. I’ll leave that to you. There will be a “Miss G Train” pageant this month at the City Reliquary (370 Metropolitan Ave). To enter, just send a photo of yourself looking hawt and a 200-word essay to email@example.com about why it should be you by Nov. 13th. And in an interesting twist, the pageant is open to “New Yorkers of all ages and genders,” so good luck to everyone. We’re looking for an embedded beauty queen to report from the inside so please contact us if you’re down.
Further reading: An Interview with “Mr and Miss Williamsburg” Pageant Creator