Annoying Neighborhood Micro-Celeb Arrested

Schadenfreude alert!!!!
Remember Kenley, from this past season of Project Runway? She was super irritating and came terrifyingly close to winning the competition. Well apparently she isn’t only cunty and crazy on TV – but in real life too. She was arrested on Herbert Street yesterday in a cat-throwing, laptop-tossing, screaming fiasco with her ex-boyfriend. Attacking people and animals? What a supreme beast.
And oh jeez, his last name is “Penley” (insert gratuitous jokes here).
And say what you will about Murdoch’s shitty gossip rag, but that’s the perfect headline.
The NY Post has more details here, if you have the time to waste. And so does Defamer!





