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November 08, 2004
What is a Food Court Druid?
What is a Cherohonkee?
What is a Stretchibitionist?
What is a Flexisexual?
Where can I get my free Dr. Phil Wallpaper?
All of these questions are answered by the new book FOOD COURT DRUIDS, CHEROHONKEES and other creatures unique to the republic.
Plus, FREE DR. PHIL WALLPAPER!
WWW.FOODCOURTDRUIDS.COM
Comments
Hey, EM, what the fuck is Google?
Posted by: Tooney | November 13, 2004 11:16 AM
Hey Tooney, your lame attempt at sardonic wit is getting annoying. By the way, what the fuck is marzipan?
Posted by: EM | November 13, 2004 02:39 AM
"I was a little confused by the hipster handbook."
Other things EM is confused by: elevator buttons, his attraction to doggy squeeze toys, and marzipan.
Posted by: Tooney | November 8, 2004 05:18 AM
saw a funny article in the Washington Post about this book today. Looks intriguing. The guy who wrote the article seemed to love the book. sounds funny.
Posted by: Jill Hanna | November 7, 2004 10:27 PM
I was a little confused by the hipster handbook. On one side it seems to be a scathing indictment of the pretensions surrounding the hipster community yet on the other it derides those who do not subscribe to these very pretensions. Maybe, I'm overthinking it. I got a few laughs from it so I'm sure this should be good for a few as well.
Posted by: EM | November 6, 2004 12:10 PM
The book is not a fake. I read about it in the Daily News. Molly McButters and Asiatrash are funny
http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/story/249195p-213408c.html
Posted by: MollyMcButter | November 4, 2004 08:48 PM
I like the shadowsexual. I met the author of this book at a party last year, He was nice so I'll give him props. Good luck with the book. It looks funny.
Posted by: Maya | November 3, 2004 08:51 PM
Holy shit is this funny
Posted by: Matt | November 3, 2004 01:30 PM
I can't even begin to tell you how funny this book is. (and I wasn't even a fan of the Hipster Handbook). i bet this will be huge
Posted by: DonLeder | November 1, 2004 06:49 PM
I have had a tough life.
Posted by: Tatum O'Neal | October 30, 2004 11:25 AM
I love the Lieberal. Joe Lieberman sucks. Too many PC democrats in NY.
Posted by: Josh | October 29, 2004 08:41 PM
I got hold of a copy. Better than Hipster's Handbook. much funnier and illustrations are cool. Soccer Lily is awesome- soccer moms with lesbian haircuts. it is more absurd than last, but in a good way
Posted by: Rahul | October 29, 2004 06:29 PM
The first one was funny. This one looks more farcical, but I'm looking forward to it. Should be entertaining.
Posted by: H. | October 29, 2004 05:27 PM
This book looks fake to me too
Posted by: Skeptic | October 29, 2004 10:32 AM
This book is a hoax,\.
Posted by: Brad Pitt | October 29, 2004 10:26 AM
I just wanted shout out Robert Lanham's new book:
FOOD COURT DRUIDS, CHEROHONKEES and other creatures unique to the republic.
He wrote The Hipster Handbook (which was hillarious). He has this
certain style of satire that really pinpoints awkward truths through
poetic descriptions of american subcultures. Check it out.
Posted by: Andrew | October 27, 2004 11:41 PM
Waddup with Dr. Phil?
Posted by: Phil? | October 27, 2004 10:47 PM
That first book got WAY too much coverage. I couldn't believe the Times covered it. I must admit I'm intrigued, white people obsessed with Native Americans! cracks me up.
Posted by: michelob ultra | October 27, 2004 10:07 PM
I think I'm an urban Backpacker!
Posted by: Aimee | October 27, 2004 09:33 PM
The illustrator for this book is amazing. Funny shit too.
Posted by: Brooklyn Boyee | October 27, 2004 10:31 AM