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Some things to do before the Inauguration

1. Get that abortion you've always wanted.
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water.
3. Cash your social security check.
4. See a doctor of your own choosing.
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild.
6. Visit Syria, or any foreign country for that matter.
7. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying.
8. Hoard gasoline.
9. Jam in all the Alzheimer's stem cell research you can.
10. Stay out late before the curfews start.
11. Go see a Bruce Springsteen concert before he has his "accident."
12. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition.
13. Use the phrase "You can't do that -- this is America."
14. If you're white, marry a black person; if you're black, marry a white person.
15. Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper.
16. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class.
17. Start your school day without a prayer.
18. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations.
19. Learn French.
20. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a State.
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The Anarchist's cookbook was government propaganda.

Download the Anarchist's cookbook.
Build a bomb shelter.
Adopt a tree to help save the rainforest before it's too late.

visit Alaska before its one big giant oil rig.

Massachusetts already isn't a State. It's a Commonwealth.

I have not lost touch with my anger about this. fuck all thos muther fuckers. okay, that isn't a conversation that is ranting BUT I am really disappointed and i wont ever. ever. get over it.

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