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The Anorexic Princess of Darkness

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Ann Coulter made the cover of this week's Time magazine. Here's an except of Time's jerkoff session:

"On TV or in person, you can trust that Coulter will speak from her heart. The officialdom of punditry, so full of phonies and dullards, would suffer without her humor and fire."

Truth be told, we'd feel a lot better if this phony dullard would shut the fuck up for once. Here are some examples of her "humor and fire":

"We should invade their [Middle Eastern] countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."

"I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning"

"Press passes can't be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas [who is Lebanese] to sit within yards of the president."

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours."

"When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty.We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed too. Otherwise they will turn out to be outright traitors."

To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."

"I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote."

"The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail."

"I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly."

"[Anti-war Democrats] know that the American people support defending America, unlike them. Their real feelings are coming out as much as they can right now, which is that they're desperately dying to provide aid and support to al-Qaeda."

"Americans understand that Manhattan is the Soviet Union."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."

"Kwanzaa itself is a lunatic blend of schmaltzy '60s rhetoric, black racism and Marxism. Indeed, the seven 'principles'of Kwanzaa praise collectivism in every possible arena of life — economics, work, personality, even litter removal."

"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."

Feel free to add your favorite Ann Coulter quotes in comments.

Comments

Kill Ann Coulter. Someone is bound to do it for us all!!

i'm not rich anyway i think she is an anorexic bulimic whorehouse of evil stipidity

Ann Coulter is a devil worshipping witch.

Yeah, this is late.

But who the fuck wears fucking TIGHTS with sling-back heels?

Stupid fucking bitch.

WILLY YOU'RE THE LYING CUNT YOU LIBERAL COCKSUCKING FAG

Ann Coulter better hope that our current White House-squatting administration continues to be successful, because if it ends, any credibility she may now have will be yesterday's papers. She is little more than a life-support system for a cunt. I'm no Momma's boy, East Coast rich kid, but I'm a card-carrying, University educated Liberal Democrat. I do not take this stupid bitch's comments lightly. Really, she needs to be jailed for her comments about killing liberals. When the current regime falls, Ann, your career will be all over. The current political environment in the U.S.A. is not only unbelievable, it is illegal. The Constitution of the United States didn't disappear because we started a war. Fuck you.

Anorexic Coulter is so repugnant and repulsive that she couldn't get raped if she were locked in a room with Mike Tyson and Ted Bundy.

One can only hope that when war crimes trials come for Shrub, Rover, and Dickless Cheney that the liars and hatemongers (Murdoch, O'Lie-lly, Anorexic and all their co-whore-ts) are tried and sentenced to hang with them. Or not hang in Anorexic's case, since she'd weigh less than the rope. Once convicted and sentenced to death, behead her with an arab scimitar, face up so she can see it coming.

Coulter is a nasty lying shit spewing christian cunt. She should be baptised in dogshit.

Yeah democrats are just a bunch of rich kids, elitists and coke snorting hipsters we need sombody like ann coulter to show us the real nitty gritty. I dont think trust fund kids constitute a large voting block. She is a caricature. I'm a democrat and a liberal because I believe in fixing problems. She is a conservative and a republican because it serves her.

She is right. I bet most of you Williamsburg dirt back packers would be republicans if you actually worked real jobs instead of living off mommy and daddy while simultaneously trying too hard to be non-conformists that you actually conform to your own self-imposed stereotype.

31 posts on a liberal blog. Still wondering why Ann Coulter is so successful?

all of you guys, and this coulter chick are all crazy. everyone needs to get a grip and some perspective!

No surprise with the Coulter article. She is typical of the right-wing Republican agenda which
has and always will be very simple:
"I've got mine - screw the rest of you."
But now it should be updated to include:
"If I don't get mine then I'm coming to fucking
take it from you!
She absolutely wreaks of the selfish, greedy, and
spoiled Republican party who think the rest of us
should be their servants - wait on them in restaurants, check their bags at hotels, take their lip in department stores, and carry their
piss buckets!

You sound jealous because you have no ideas yourself.

I heard a few things she said when we were trying to cure a patient who had non-small cell lung cancer and I thought at the time what I think now. She should die a slow painfull death as the cells metastasize and infect her mediocre inutile brain. Cancer is also a war on a cellular level bitch!!!

I wonder if her weakness is water or fire? You know, wicked witch or mummy. Or maybe her weakness is shotgun, like a zombie.

Can she really hold herself up on those pointy peg legs?

O.K. I'd kinda like to do Ann. That's a little weird but, I am, in fact, a little weird.

i don't know what's more mind-curdling, ann coulter's bulimic body or the insane reasoning floating inside her head.

quit busting on garafafalolo. didnt any of you's guys see dog park? fucking diamond in the rough. coulter was raised by an attorney that fought labor unions. she isn't exactly coming from desirable jeans. she is a putrid whore of a whore. i think i would probably fuck her with a ten foot dildo tho. then i would jack off to it later that day.

i wouldn't fuck ann coulter with a ten foot dildo. but if that's what makes conservative pundits bust a nut, then you know, who am i to say?

when i thought i couldn't hate Ann Coulter any more than I already did..


Assessing President George W. Bush's recent gains among female voters, according to some polls, Coulter remarked during an appearance on the September 23 edition of FOX News Channel's Hannity & Colmes: 'I'm so pleased with my gender. We're not that bright.'
Moments later, Coulter claimed that Bush is making inroads with women because 'women, though they're not as bright, don't want to die any more than men'.

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Did Skeletor have a bride?

Yeah, I feel you Paul! Garofalo disgust me too!

Especially in Matchmaker!

Hey, no one said here that Garofalo is the knower of all things, did they? She merely made a point---I guess---that Coulter may just be jerking people's chain to a certain extent. But the kind of reactionary bullshit that comes from Coulter is just the same kind of reactionary bullshit that comes from those on the left as well. From what I can tell from my conversations with people is that they embrace an ideology and are often blinded by it no matter what. Fuck ideology and come to your own conclusions. If your own thought process happens to coincide with liberals or conservatives or whatever else, the more power to you. But to embrace an ideology because you think it makes you appear a certain way to certain people, well then... And there are many people out there like this.

There are way too many people out there who are "liberal" because they think it makes them "intellectual" and "hip". The truth is, no one really gives a shit. The same goes for those "convervatives" who think they have the answers for everything.

In the end: Fuck Ann Coulter and Jennine Garofalo or any other celebrity's rants. Think for yourself, I say...

She is 100 times smarter than any of you(110 times smarter than Garofolo), so well poised, well mannered, quick witted, good humored, and a nightmare for any liberal looking to debate her. She definately does all of her homework. Garofolo disgust me in every possible way.

I would love to eat Ann Coulter's shit.

HA HA!

She's frightening. Just her photo... Thin paste covering protruding bones... Cold, ice eyes... She looks so... "witchy", in the most stereotypical way. But, focusing on looks is shallow, so I'll move on to her totally twisted political standpoint. I highly recommend you borrow her book from whatever lameass Republican you are forced to have in your life. I did. What a hilarious read! Anyone who buys her bullshit and worships her is completely insane. What a horrible douchebag.

Who gives a shit what Garofolo has to say. That silly bitch was lauged out of the mainstream when she opened her yap. Her talk show is further proof that Air America is headed for ruin.

Love it! I'm gonna rush out and buy one of her books.

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours."

Hrm.. I will pay to see some druken red-neck, trailerpark reject to do those same exact things to her.

Hey Bob and Alex.

Can you blame us?
Being stripped of all cultral identiy is crippling. So what?
You can say the same about any social communities geared towards a certain group. One comes to mind but I dont want to offend anyone - Hasidic Jews.

I think I have to agree with you Bob

I wish she'd try to assault Ted Nugent so he'd shoot her in the face.

I suppose everyone needs a role to play. Ann probably does and will continue to do a lot to get liberal people to wake up and take action.

I really want to give her a cheeseburger or a tofu burger or some sort of nourishment and say, "Here you go Ann, you'll feel so much better after having eaten." You'd be cranky too if you were starving yourself in order to be proclaimed the "blonde bombshell" mascot of the right. Come to think of it, is she even a real blonde?

Why does anyone take her seriously? I suspect that Garofalo may be right to a point. But even if she IS 100% sincere about what she says, so what? The world is full of people who shoot off at the mouth in such a reactionary way---including so-called "liberals". Remember she's just one voice out of 6 billion. Why does her opinion mean anything in the grand scheme of things? She should be dismissed by those who truly think for themselves.

But she is ruffling a hell of a lot of feathers, and I suspect that this is exactly the point.

Just another egomaniac in the world of political punditry...

a non-entity in the bigger picture and in the context of history

Personal favorite:
"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

Janeane Garofalo says she's Andy Kaufman. It would be his finest and most disturbing work ever.

I always enjoyed this quote:

"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."

She's a lunatic

She is basically right about Kwaanza though.

The firey phallus of satan will forever sodomize this useless saloon wench.

i would like to hump this witch in the mouth with my entire right leg. i am very tall.

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