Bush Uses Religious Code Term to Announce Nominee

Bush strolls through the flowered streets of Heaven with Roberts
"When a president chooses a justice, he's placing in human hands the authority and majesty of the law."
This was the second sentence out of Bush's mouth last night as he announced his decision to appoint Justice John Roberts. Who even uses a word like "majesty?" Christians, of course. "Majesty" is a key buzzword tossed around by Christians and it was obviously Bush's acknowledgement to Evangelicals that Roberts was going to interpret the law the Jesusy way. In other words, gays deserve zero constitutional rights and Roe V Wade is toilet paper.
Here's what Bush's other architect, James Dobson, had to say:
"President Bush is to be commended for keeping his promise to the American people by selecting such an impartial, accomplished jurist to fill this crucial seat on the high court. Judge Roberts is an unquestionably qualified attorney and judge with impressive experience in government and the private sector. He has demonstrated at every stop on his career path the legal acumen, judicial temperament and personal integrity necessary to be a Supreme Court justice... We trust that, in light of these rock-solid credentials, the U.S. Senate will work together over the next several weeks to ensure Judge Roberts gets the up-or-down confirmation vote he is entitled to under the Constitution."
Can't you just smell the precum on Dobson's gay-hating cock? He couldn't be more excited about the selection. Pundits keep saying Roberts is a "wise" choice. Truth is, Bush wanted a staunch conservative with a limited paper trail. As always, the evangelicals are Bush's true architects. (Another article on Bush's "wonder-working" use of religious code terms can be found here.)


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Than poor editorial perogative:
"Can't you just smell the precum on Dobson's gay-hating cock? He couldn't be more excited about the selection."
A superfluous use of a profanity that detracts from the subject matter and strips any sort of respect from the author.
Posted by: North6thGuy | July 20, 2005 07:38 PM
Don't be such a prude North6thGuy
Posted by: gen | July 20, 2005 07:41 PM
Who even uses a word like "majesty?" Christians, of course.
Like ohmahgawd! Those evil Christians! You atheists sure are a tolerant bunch.
Posted by: Stan LS | July 20, 2005 07:51 PM
Is it possible to judge John Roberts before he takes his position. has he made previous rulings biased against homosexuals or those who support abortion?
Posted by: anon | July 21, 2005 12:19 PM
anon - given Bush's track record, I'd say its a fair assumption he's no fan of gays and opposes reproductive rights
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Jesus doesn't hate gays. Only some of his followers do. Your outright hatred of Christians is getting in the way of any kind of productivity and progress.
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