FREEwilliamsburg: Pat Boone, Political Pundit?!

~~Will Farrell from Talledega Nights~~ Pat Boone

Not content offending the musical tastes of billions worldwide, 'musician' and evangelical nutjob Pat Boone is now a regular columnist at WorldnetDaily. As blogger Ed Brayton jokes: "I guess Perry Como was busy." His columns include diverse topics such as "What is an American patriot?" (July 8) and "Are you an American patriot?" (July 1). Here are some of Pat's other highlights:

From Lay off Mel Gibson, for Christ's sake!

I know both individuals personally, Mel and Christ—and my friend Mel is no anti-Semite....

Mel Gibson anti-semitic? Don't make me cry.

Gradually, people are being reminded that he's always been exceedingly ''hyper,'' possibly obsessive-compulsive, wildly energetic and driven, and he's admittedly an addictive personality. ..

[H]e deserves our empathy, the forgiveness for which he has asked abjectly, and our understanding of the all-too-human condition from which he suffers—humanness.

From The ACLU: Malignant—and growing

"Sit down, Mr. Citizen. I hate to tell you this, but I guess the best thing is just to spit it out. You've got cancer.
"And not just a localized cancer, but a malignant, fast-spreading strain of cancer. It's already attacked all your vital organs and is infiltrating through your circulatory system to even your outer extremities. Unless we take every action available to us and attack this disease on all fronts with the strongest possible treatments, you will surely die a painful, lingering, wasting death.[...] Well—whether we realize it or not—you and I are living right now under such a sentence, such a diabolical attack. The disease is called ACLU.

And from Please, leave marriage alone

I feel I'm watching a "reality" version of "Gulliver's Travels," in which a sleeping giant is gradually staked to the ground by little people and rendered helpless while he slumbers....
I do feel we're suffering, as a nation, a moral trichinosis—that little talked-about malady that occurs when worms, gaining entry through poorly cooked pork, infiltrate a person's muscles, gradually sapping strength and weakening the body beyond recovery...

[A]s recently as the 1950s our Supreme Court acknowledged that America is a Christian nation, founded on biblical principles...

[T]he apparent necessity to codify in the Constitution that the institution of marriage is to be confined and defined as a contract between one man and one woman is, to millions of stunned Americans, a very ominous "sign of the times," if not of "the last days" described in the first chapter of Romans in the New Testament.

Anybody who hasn't read that graphic depiction of an "end time" society and still cares what the Bible says should turn there immediately and fasten his seatbelt. It reads like a Gallup poll description of life in America today.

Time to toss out that Pat Boone Christmas record. You can read all of Pat's *inspiring* columns here.