Battle of the epic videos
Both cross the nine-minute mark. Both feature female starlets linked the singers. Both are about love gone wrong, and end with the female starlet dying (sorry for the spoiler, and also, since when did Houellebecq influence rock videos?).
So which one wins:
Guns N' Roses, "November Rain"
or
Justin Timberlake, "What Goes Around Comes Around"
-Cortney Harding





