Paris Hilton And K-Fed To Survive Armageddon
Gawker brought this story about the bubonic plague to our attention. According to Reuters, "a Denver Zoo monkey has died of bubonic plague, apparently after eating a squirrel stricken with the disease." Coincidentally, scientists just released a report indicating that having herpes can protect against the bubonic plague and other bacterial contagions. Yahoo. Forget safe sex, we're gonna go get us some herpes.
