The Top Ten Answers to the "How Many Hipsters..." Light Bulb Joke
This hipster joke has lots of answers, so we're gonna try and give you a world of options on how to answer it. See this way, no matter what happens, you'll always be one step ahead of your friends and neighbors. Got a better one? Leave it in the comments...
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. It is a really obscure number and you have probably never heard of it. (or, some obscure number you've never heard of.)2. Who cares? The light bulb was better before it changed.
3. At least 5 to scrape enough change together to buy the light bulb in the first place.
4. However many Pitchfork says it takes to change a light bulb
5. Who cares? it'll just be another tired rehashing of the way Lou Reed changes light bulbs.
6. Only 3 when they did it at the black cat, but this time through town it took 9 for some reason.
7. Nobody changes lightbulbs since they signed with that major label.
8. Two. One to change it in an ironic fashion and one to get it.
9. Who can tell through these fake hornrims and manicured scruff?
10. *sigh* I have this joke on vinyl.
and the original answer:
11. (Snotily) You mean you don't knooooow?
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13. Two. One to screw it in and the other to photograph it for myspace.
Posted by: glip | November 29, 2008 04:14 PM
13. Two. One to screw it in and the other to photograph it for myspace.
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Posted by: Travis Stark | November 27, 2008 03:24 AM
2: 1 to change the bulb and the other to judge harshly.
Posted by: Mr. Charlie | November 25, 2008 10:42 PM