Who's Your Daddy?
If you part your hair to the side and frequent Daddy's, you might be a daddy. Read on...it's from Craigslist:
So we hooked up about three weeks ago on a weeknight after we met at Daddy's. I remember we both had work the next day. We talked for a while (about our jobs and the election) before moving along... I think we really had something. It may have been sex, because I'm pregnant. I thought you were very cute--average build and your hair was parted to one side. I remember you were really sweet and I hope you send me an email so we can do it again.
And by "do it again" she means get naked....or deposit your first of a lifetime of child payments. Somebody man up.
Picture via bitchcakesny
Comments
OMG Brian, stop playing. I know you live near Daddy's.
Posted by: Lisa | November 18, 2008 06:22 PM