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Fucks Eat Meat and Live in New Yourk

A free science lesson by your friends at Free Williamsburg.

Class, beware of the Fuck, a fox crossed with a duck that eats meat and lives in New Yourk! I've totally seen these things around the dark corners of Kent Ave., so keep your eyes peeled and send any sightings in. Let's stick together during this terrifying fuck infestation.

Other fun facts:

They are silly animals!
They are omnivores!
They're bad at jumping, but at the same time are great swimmers.
They make for a great pet because they're cute. But remember, they do eat meat sooooo...

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Posted by Brian Ries on January 29, 2009 01:17 PM |       twitter facebook reddit digg google technorati fark newsvine Furl stumbleupon delicious subscribe

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how parochial. we have fucks in europe too. just because you haven't seen one. fucking hipster.

Posted by: Reda | January 29, 2009 09:00 PM

WOW YOU FUCKING HIPSTER GET A JOB AND GO BACK TO THE MIDWEST

Posted by: wow | January 29, 2009 08:48 PM

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