FREEwilliamsburg: The Whitest Kids' W'burg Footprint

I caught up with the Whitest Kids U' Know the other night at their Comix show, and got real down and dirty, asking some hard-pressed questions sure to bring home the new online Pulitzer for FW. As it turns out, them white boys are straight out of our neck of the woods, and they enjoy a fine area brew just like the rest of us. And when they're not drinking at Black Rabbit or eating at Carmine's, they're just across the river, not too far from the L train's farthest reaches.

Timmy Williams, the South Dakotan who now lives in Bklyn with his cat Spaceship (awesome name), eats at Artichoke Pizza over in Manhattan, so, moving on.
Meanwhile, Darren Trumpeter is the Carmine's eater, the official Graham avenue pizza slice of my life.

Then there's Trevor, who is reeeeally tall. He eats at a pizza place at 3rd and 23rd, so if you want his scraps head in that direction. But for the booze on the other hand, The Mark Bar (1025 Manhattan Ave) is his spot. He loves it for the open-till-5-am locals special. Aside from The Mark, Trevor drowns his problems at Black Rabbit, along with the rest of the cast, for the most part. He says Kent, the owner/bartender, rocks it hard, and is a real "bar guy's bar guy."

Sam, who looks like the IT guy from my work, loves Legion, and therefore it's safe to assume he loves the White Castle cheeseburgers that tend to follow a Legion stint as well.

And then there's Zach, who told me his name was Pete (but I got ya, you bastard!), who said Black Rabbit as well.

So there you have it, the official W'burg haunts of The Whitest Kids U Know: Black Rabbit, Carmines, Legion and Mark Bar.

Their show, properly titled The Whitest Kids U' Know comes back tonight on IFC at 10p.m., and continues for another 9 Tuesdays after that. Check it out, then go buy them a beer at the Rabbit.