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Hipster Foldables: The Hipster Grifter

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We want to give you a foldable hipster grifter with our mouth.

Who better to launch our new hipster foldables series, than Kari Ferrell, aka the Hipster Grifter. And just in time for Mother's Day! In case you missed it, her story was first detailed in the New York Observer by Doree Shafrir (speaking of Mother's Day, buy Doree's hilarious book!).

Now, Kari is making fresh headlines over at Animal New York and Gawker. ("I want to give you a mom job"... WTF!) And, UPDATE: apparently, she's now in custody. We should have included handcuffs in our foldable.

Each month, we'll be featuring a new Williamsburg foldable celebrity, care of the immensely talented Bryan of paperfoldables.com.

Send us photo submissions of local characters and microcelebrites—we're looking for additional Williamsburgers to make foldable. Don't make us do Kyp Malone. (Actually, how can we not do Kyp Malone?)

Instructions:
1. Download the Hipster Grifter foldable here (.pdf)
2. Print
3. Cut along black solid lines
4. Fold along dotted lines and tape, as instructed
5. Pull dress down to see boobz

Thanks again to Bryan. And remember, send us photos for future foldables!

DOWNLOAD THE HIPSTER GRIFTER PDF HERE

Screenshot and foldable after the jump.

UPDATE 2: Now there's a Hipster Grifter phone app.

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Click to download the .pdf

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completed foldable

Comments

Hey, can you make one of the bearded guy who stands in the middle of Bedford Avenue aggressively shouting about "Jesus"?

Hey, great job with this... Printing now... Can you make the 'dick chicken'?
Word,
Jesse

i wonder if these guys who are whining about how "demeaning"this is were perhaps her marks...

I think you guys should chill a little. This is a clever jab at a funny situation the rest of teh internets also thinks is pretty funny. No one is demeaning you.

I appreciate your humor FREEwilliamsburg. :-)

Jesus, i think it's funny ppl are so pissed about this, it's all in good fun.

i think i agree with steve.

no one gives a flying fuck about this

Whatever, I fucking LOVE this.

Please do the asian guy who plays guitar and sings in the 1st avenue stop. He's my fave subway musician, mostly because I still can't figure out if he actually talks funny or just sings that way for the "affect."

Please make a foldable of the singing guy in the red subaru so i can place him next to the radio in my apt

I agree whole-fucking-heartedly, it demeans this blog & its readers

Seconded.

this needs to stop

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