Boyfriend Criteria (You're All Doomed)
A lovely young thing compiled this list of her notable boyfriend criteria. Among the desired characteristics: smart, funny, likes comics, art and good shoes.
Among the negatives: annoying, tight pants, bad tattoos, "think you're soooo smart," bad hair, and bad music.
In other words, the majority of our neighborhood males are undesirable boyfriends! It's time to start looking elsewhere, ladies.
Comments
Erik, meet lileep. Lileep, meet erik.
Posted by: Brian | July 22, 2009 04:30 PM
luckily for me, i rocked squirtle and can read!
Posted by: Erik | July 22, 2009 04:25 PM
omg, i too desire a squirtle man
Posted by: lileep | July 22, 2009 04:16 PM