Creepy, Lap-Bouncey, Pervy Plushies Now Delivering Crack
We don't know what's worse, the creepy, lap-bouncey, crack-bearing plushies or the gutter punks. Make them go away.
Now, the plushies are delivering:
Club Animals has been criticized for being pointless, but the pointlessness is the point. In the latest addition, we are personally delivering a 100% sugar crack rock (multi-colored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup) to your Brooklyn house on demand. Expect a 7-foot tall man in a plush, blue mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come knocking soon after you call or text for delivery. You can purchase a few candy crack rocks for $1 a pop in a 1" x 1" crack bag. Can't say too much here because y'know it's drugs.Call or Text 347-742-2293 for delivery at the appropriate times
***Serving Brooklyn L Train Bedford to Montrose stops ONLY***
Previously....
Creepy plushies on the L Platform
Gutter Punks Invade Williamsburg
[via]
Comments
Rolex replica watches
Chopard watches
Corum watches
Ebel watches
Ferrari watches
Franck Muller watches
Graham watches
Hublot watches
Posted by: replica watches | March 17, 2010 01:29 AM
replica watches
replica watch
Rolex GMT replica
Rolex Explorer watch for sale
Bell & Ross watches
Rolex Submariner watches
all kinds of goods
Posted by: Rolex Daytona watches | January 13, 2010 03:47 AM
i'm confused. is it really crack as per the 'can't say too much' line or is that part of the joke? because isn't this already saying too much?
it's totally creepy, but i'm not sure you are using 'plushie' correctly. i thought plushies had sex with stuffed animals. this seems more 'fursuit' business.
Posted by: al oof | July 26, 2009 01:53 PM
oh get off your high horse about the plushie. it's hilarious.
Posted by: lkjlkj | July 24, 2009 09:33 AM