Plushy Tryouts
The pervy creepy bouncing plushies are looking for a few good men pervy creepy bouncing plushies. From our mailbag:
Club Animals attempts to see the world through the eye of a child, and with the other eye, an adult. To experience this logic, call the Candy Crack Delivery Service for a delivery of a 100% sugar crack rock (multi-colored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup). In this twisted, childhood, role-playing experiment, expect a 7-foot tall man in a plush, blue fish mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come knocking soon after you call or text for delivery. You can purchase a few candy crack rocks for $1 a pop in a 1" x 1" crack bag.Previously: Creepy, Lap-Bouncey, Pervy Plushies Now Delivering Crack.Furthermore, we're looking for a few good animals to expand our group. We are a daring, hard working performance group (best known for Free Bouncy Rides) looking for people with like-minded ideas to contribute.
Saturday, August 8th:
Club Animals Tryouts
440 Studios
440 Lafayette St, Manhattan
2-3pm sharp
Rooms: 4J, 4K
RSVP to clubanimalsnyc@gmail.comSaturday, August 8th:
Candy Crack Delivery Service
Call or Text 347-742-2293 for delivery
10p-2am
*Serving Williamsburg and Greenpoint ONLY*
http://clubanimalsnyc.blogspot.com
Comments
I saw one of these people take off their plushie heads and lo and behold it was this guy who used to hang around the apartment building on North 3rd and Metropolitan. He was a complete pervert and we had to call the police on him several times. My friend, a young girl with a bedroom window you can get into/out of through the roof, saw him staring at her in the middle of the night through said window. Another time we found him without pants and masturbating in the hallway, and he was known to go around jiggling doorknobs in the building and making himself welcome when he found one that was open. Sure enough he found my friend's door unlocked (he was down the hall), went in, took a shower and got into my friend's bed naked.
Don't know where else to put this information out, but I think people should be aware and use caution.
Posted by: Lila Rose | August 8, 2009 05:34 AM