Hipsters May Now Be Referred To As Marshmallows
Hipsters have a reputation for basically being pussies, what with their tight black jeans, ironic haircuts and ability to run from the cops while recording the footage with their iPhones and yelling, "I'm gonna put this on the internets you pigs!" So, naturally, the cops probably don't like that!
Gothamist spotted a twaddler who wrote, "Just found out cops in williamsburg call hipsters marshmallows because we are white and soft," and therefore recommends that this observation becomes reality. So, squishy ones, will you embrace it? Or, are you "offended"?
After the jump, please find a related video of someone microwaving a Peep.
Comments
There's no such thing as Hipsters. Just poser nouveau yuppie scum and trust fund babies attending NYU with an identity crisis. It's all a media campaign on how to be different. Hippies were way cooler.
Posted by: Bungledung | October 16, 2009 04:35 PM
Well that's a pretty amazing tag. Yes, i think i will call you lovely hipsters this to your sad faces from now on.
Posted by: mike | October 16, 2009 02:28 AM
Hipsters are just yuppies in drag
Posted by: david | October 13, 2009 03:14 AM
Vito-low-pest is a FREAK. He is also A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, He IS MARRIED AND TRAWLING around with young chicks who look like he is DATING to get them elected .. STAY CLEAR OF THIS SCUM BAG. HE IS A MORE ATTRACTIVE VERSION OF GRAEME PAUL .Vito smell like salted fish whta a dirty old whore.
Posted by: Shimon Wieser, Williamsburg UJO | October 12, 2009 05:45 PM