Horny Andrew W.K. Will Not Rock Your Place of Worship

The "Bloody-nose rocker turned motivational speaker and TV personality" (his words, not mine) Andrew W.K. moved a few tour dates around because of what he's calling a "really intense personal experience" that now prevents him from performing at any religiously-named venue. This wasn't necessarily some kind of born-again religious realization, but rather looks to be more like a wet dream. Andrew, will you explain?
The best I can do to describe my experience, is to say that the world opened up to me, and I received it, as Spirit and Love and of course, a lot of fun and pleasure. It was a sexual feeling, and I just didn't feel right about bringing that onto a holy stage. My choice to move the venues is out of respect for this feeling, for myself, and my body, and for the alters themselves.
Luckily for NYC fans of this television personality, tomorrow's show at Joe's Pub is unaffected. That is unless he decides to receive Joe later tonight.





