Best. Craig's List Post. Ever
We don't know if this is real, but when it's this funny, it kinda doesn't matter. Via Flickr
May 07, 2008
March 28, 2008
Mexican 'Anti-Emos' Hate Skinny Jeans & Bright Eyes
The trio of long-haired teenagers grasped the plaza wall to shield their bodies as hundreds of youths kicked and punched them while filming the beating on cell phone cameras. "Kill the emos," shouted the assailants, who had organized over the Internet to launch the attack in Mexico's central city of Queretaro. After police eventually steamed in and made arrests, the bloody victims lay sobbing on the concrete waiting for ambulances while the mob ran through the nearby streets laughing and cheering... more here
March 25, 2008
Another Reason To Never Shop At Wal-Mart
This is disgraceful.
March 14, 2008
RIAA Wants To Charge All Broadband Users An Extra $5 A Month
This is totally retarded.
March 13, 2008
"We Are The World" Japanese Style
Hat tip And I Am Not Lying.
March 10, 2008
Who Knew?
Now this is a scoop.
March 09, 2008
Actually Sally, The Biggest Threat To Our Nation Is The Ignorance Of Our Leaders
Rep Sally Kern, (405) 557-7348, sallykern@okhouse.gov
Believe it or not, these are the words of a member of Congress, not a televangelist. Let Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern know what you think: sallykern@okhouse.gov. From Pam's House Blend
I honestly think it's [homosexuality] the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam.And here's the audio of her entire insane tirade:They want to get them into the government schools so they can indoctrinate them.
...They are going after our young children, as young as two years of age, to try to teach them that the homosexual lifestyle is an acceptable lifestyle.
You know, gays are infiltrating city councils...did you know that the city council of Eureka Springs is now controlled by gays -- they are winning elections.
One of my colleagues said We don't have a gay problem in our community...well you know what, that is so dumb. If you have cancer in your little toe, do you just say that I'm going to forget about it since the rest of you is fine? It spreads! This stuff is deadly and it is spreading. It will destroy our young people and it will destroy this nation.
March 04, 2008
Clinton Sets Up Camp In Restroom
March 03, 2008
Women Aren't Dumb, Charlotte Allen, You Are
self-loathing troll, Charlotte Allen
We're shocked the Washington Post even ran this drivel.
What is it about us women? Why do we always fall for the hysterical, the superficial and the gooily sentimental? Take a look at the New York Times bestseller list. At the top of the paperback nonfiction chart and pitched to an exclusively female readership is Elizabeth Gilbert's "Eat, Pray, Love." ...Men do lots of dumb shit too, Ms. Allen. They watch sports, read FHM, and start preemptive wars. We concede that you're an idiot, Charlotte, but we won't blame that on your gender. Did we mention you look like a troll who lives beneath a bridge?I swear no man watches "Grey's Anatomy" unless his girlfriend forces him to. No man bakes cookies for his dog. No man feels blue and takes off work to spend the day in bed with a copy of "The Friday Night Knitting Club." No man contracts nebulous diseases whose existence is disputed by many if not all doctors, such as Morgellons (where you feel bugs crawling around under your skin). At least no man I know. Of course, not all women do these things, either -- although enough do to make one wonder whether there isn't some genetic aspect of the female brain, something evolutionarily connected to the fact that we live longer than men or go through childbirth, that turns the pre-frontal cortex into Cream of Wheat...
So I don't understand why more women don't relax, enjoy the innate abilities most of us possess (as well as the ones fewer of us possess) and revel in the things most important to life at which nearly all of us excel: tenderness toward children and men and the weak and the ability to make a house a home. (Even I, who inherited my interior-decorating skills from my Bronx Irish paternal grandmother, whose idea of upgrading the living-room sofa was to throw a blanket over it, can make a house a home.) Then we could shriek and swoon and gossip and read chick lit to our hearts' content and not mind the fact that way down deep, we are . . . kind of dim
