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Bolton Is Out!

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13 Responses to “Bolton Is Out!”

  1. Dookie Head says:

    As if he won’t be replaced by an equally repugnant Bush allegiant turd?

  2. Erik says:

    I always thought Bolton had the best style.

  3. Sweet Jesus, is that a character from a Wes Anderson movie? He shoulda chose a wig the same color of his ‘stache.

  4. Josh says:

    Actually, Bolton got a lot of reform done (relative to most UN Ambassadors, and to the UN itself) in the notoriously inefficient and inept organization.
    Not too happy there won’t be someone throwing a hissy-fit when they elect Sudan back onto the Human Rights Committee or some other humanitarian ECOSOC committee.
    But if your cynicism proves correct, maybe my worries will dissipate. Power to Bush appointing another reform-minded ‘allegiant turd.’

  5. Ben says:

    That criteria alone could put you on the short list, Josh. Fingers crossed, eh?

  6. Josh says:

    Wouldn’t mind a nice stint in New York :p

  7. Craig says:

    For a second i thought you meant he was gay. Which may not have been as important on a global scale, but would have been REALLY ironic.

  8. Kevin K. says:

    Josh, hell, why not Richard Perle? Or Chalabi? Or that ass-trail my cat left on the floor last night when her poop wouldn’t drop out?

  9. Josh says:

    Why not Richard Perle? I wouldn’t mind him in that position. Ofcourse, his valuable mind would be used more efficiently in an advisory role. Hopefully McCain will look to the Kagan-Kristol-Perle crowd for direction come 2008.

  10. Josh 2, Electric Boogaloo says:

    “Ass-trail” is good, Kevin K., but back in the day we used to call those “swirlies.”
    And yes, I’ve left more than my share of swirlies on Bolton’s head, face, neck, and chest, thanks for asking.

  11. Josh 2, Electric Boogaloo says:

    “Why not Richard Perle? I wouldn’t mind him in that position.”
    What are, exactly, the positions in which you WOULDN’T mind Richard Perle?

  12. Kevin K. says:

    Why not Richard Perle? I wouldn’t mind him in that position.
    Richard Perle on September 2003:
    “A year from now I’d be surprised if there’s not some grand square in Baghdad that is named after President Bush.”
    Surprise!
    Yeah, that’s the kinda brain power we need in the UN.

  13. Josh says:

    I wouldn’t mind Richard doggy style or missionary. I WOULD mind him in rodeo. Perle + rodeo = disaster. The man’s not very light. Wouldn’t want him breaking anything of mine.

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