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Brooklyn Kickball Lays Down the Icing Rules

Don’t you fucking dare, you bros!

From the league communicato:

Absolutely no “Icing” at the field.  I was loathe to promote flip-cup (and I won’t anymore), as I dislike gay frat-boy crap.  If I see anyone doing that at our field, I’m shoving that bottle up his ass, and he then can waddle around as he cleans up all the trash on the field.

Please don’t be a marketing pawn for a glorified wine-cooler.

That’s it. I tried to ice someone two weeks ago but she just whipped the bottle around above her head like it was a towel. Didn’t work right. Icing broken.

7 Responses to “Brooklyn Kickball Lays Down the Icing Rules”

  1. schwabsauce says:

    Can you ice chicks? The drink was originally made for girls – there would be no irony.

  2. rachel says:

    douche.

  3. Sneeze says:

    Shut up. Icing makes us men. It’s the best thing in life right now. Go kill yourself.

  4. ec says:

    wtf are you talking about? maybe you have WAY too much time on your hands?

  5. Darnell says:

    icing is a sorry ass excuse for pop culture

  6. Miles says:

    Someone should tell this champion of human society that calling things “gay” is in itself frat boy crap.

  7. Fitty says:

    How can you call something “gay” and then threaten to shove something up another’s ass? You’re a grownup who plays kickball, buddy. Let’s not take ourselves so seriously, ok?

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