Brooklyn's Got Balls
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Per this map (CAE, circa 2000), we’re located somewhere around the north testicle and the L train will take you straight along the “tip” of Manhattan. Via Kottke, who went with the “suck my Manhattan” and “I’ll kick you in the Brooklyn” jokes.
you mean brooklyn IS balls.
i like the nerdy biology textbook approach to the nyc as boy junk thing, as compared to the cruder cartoon versions of it i’m used to.
this means queens is the taint, and staten island is the painful lumpy discharge.