We don’t know what’s worse, the creepy, lap-bouncey, crack-bearing plushies or the gutter punks. Make them go away.
Now, the plushies are delivering:
Club Animals has been criticized for being pointless, but the pointlessness is the point. In the latest addition, we are personally delivering a 100% sugar crack rock (multi-colored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup) to your Brooklyn house on demand. Expect a 7-foot tall man in a plush, blue mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come knocking soon after you call or text for delivery. You can purchase a few candy crack rocks for $1 a pop in a 1″ x 1″ crack bag. Can’t say too much here because y’know it’s drugs.
Call or Text 347-742-2293 for delivery at the appropriate times
***Serving Brooklyn L Train Bedford to Montrose stops ONLY***
Creepy plushies on the L Platform
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