Dress up like Santa, get drunk, make a fool of yourself….


photo by Michael Zelner
That’s right…. Santacon will be happening again this year.
Saturday Dec. 11th
Time and place to be annouced here
2004 is the 10th Anniversary of Santacon!
Each December for the last 10 years Cacophonous Santas have been taking to streets in major metropolitan areas and generating a bit of naughty Noël mayhem as part of the annual Santacon events. It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have now reached Critical Xmas and these infamous Santacons are now held in over a dozen cities each year.
Here is the 2004 411 from Santa…the day is Saturday December 11th. Expect to start in the morning around 10AM. A hotline number will also be available if you want to try to catch up with the Santa’s, mid rampage. Santa highly recommends spending the whole day until midnight, when you will be delirious and exhausted and you’ll be shouting at strangers or mumbling to yourself and the whole thing gets blurry and you wake up the next day in a gutter in the South Bronx. The kick off is at 10am for an extra special treat. The place will be revealed in due time.
This venerable tradition is almost a decade old, and makes flash mobs look like sitting at home watching C-SPAN
Plan ahead before all the suits are snatched up from the Goodwill.






This is getting tired.
A picture of a Santa drink piss. Please! I am sick. Don’t you think the film Bad Santa made stunts like this redundant? The Cacophony Society is a bunch of middle class assholes.
YOU SUCK YOU JERK SANTA IS REAL
u know some poeple believe in santa