Ex-Masturbators Speak Out
The Passion for Christ Movement just launched its new anti-masturbation campaign. That’s right, Jesus prefers that you just stain your sheets with those sinful wet dreams, boys and girls. No touching! We totally want a shirt. Should we get EX-fornicator, EX-homosexual, or EX-masturbator? Decisons, decisions….

From an ex-masturbator and member of The Passion for Christ Movement’s blog:
This is the thing that many people do but don’t really talk about, especially women. It’s looked on as not ladylike and not pure. It’s a shameful thing for many women and men alike. I struggled with masturbation for many years but this wasn’t the only sexually immoral thing that I was enslaved to. I started masturbating as early as 7th or 8th grade, but overall my imprisonment to lust started as early as 4 or 5 years of age. When I was a little girl, I had a friend that I played with. Something must have happened to her because it was from playing with her that I had my first sexual experience. After this one time experience I wasn’t the same and I developed homosexual tendencies as well. The seed of lust was planted and grew to maturity in my heart. I went from “humping” the floors, to sexually stimulate myself, to full on masturbation, which became my most shameful secret. The frequency to which I masturbated and the degree to which I did it was so bad that I actually ended up tearing the tissue on my clitoris. This sent me into depression for months because I thought I had mutilated myself. I had contemplated suicide because of it but I still didn’t stop. The real battle began for me when I desired freedom.
Well, if you’ve been doing it since you were 4 and are prone to humping floors, maybe it is shameful. You actually tore you’re clitoris? Who are these people?!
Check out their video after the jump. [hat tip Buzzfeed]






I’ve masturbated my ex, can i get a shirt? At least they spent a lot of time on design. What’s the noise in the background, is someone slicing carrots?
masturbation is a gateway drug .
so much misdirected energy and some seriously false logic. i’m surprised actually how they don’t seem crazy.
what are the anti-masturbation passages in the bible? and where is the anti-threesome passage?
it’s weird that it’s only the girls who are saying they’re going to wear the shirt. is that because the boys aren’t bold, or because they still masturbate?
Those shirts have the inadvertent effect of immediately making me picture them masturbating. I think I saw “Solo Latinas Part 12″ once already though. Time for Part 13!
(hilarious: my anti-spam words are – vacilate training.)
Humans who view the body and its capabilities as “sinful”, “base” and “venal” are some really messed up and pathetic people. I’m really sorry for them.
Stop masturbating… Start screwing for real!
I beat off 500 times in the first 5 months of 2008, and then more the rest of the year. I wonder what they would think of me. I’ll take 2 shirts even though I still do it.
Did the dinosaurs ever masturbate? Get back to me on that one Christians
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