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Fabio at Conde Nast

Fabio made an appearance today at Conde Nast and wowed the staff with his buffness, his manly locks and his friendly charm. He patiently took a seat while staffers one by one asked for an autograph. No wonder every housewife in America wants to do him. He even posed with a Wrassler for our upcoming show:

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9 Responses to “Fabio at Conde Nast”

  1. Benjamin says:

    Whatever Fabio holds in his hands has power over me. I’m going to the WWF show for sure now!

  2. B. Sullivan says:

    Who the hell is that no name loser with Abby Kalicka? I mean, some guys will do anything to sponge off a superstar like Abby…

  3. Anonymous says:

    You know… seeing Fabio in person Blabio can’t hold a candle to him. Or is the other way around…?

  4. foley says:

    I heard that Fabio handed out autographed photos that had him dressed in a small loin cloth just large enough to cover his peckerwood. How fantastic, but do you think that guy has a decent-sized wang?
    I know that I’ve grown a set of manboobs to draw attention from my small penis. Then again, to each his own — my buddy does a lot with pleats.

  5. ThatGuy says:

    I met the Fabmeister a few years ago. He was actually VERY nice. Who is the action figure he’s holding?

  6. chunk says:

    Fabio must bow down to Chabio. half chikcen, half Fabio.

  7. Babe says:

    Fabio is doing a show on the women’s cable channel Oxygen. It’s called Mr. Romance.
    Several men will compete to be sort of like the next Fabio.

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  9. silky says:

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