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The Face on Janet's Nipple

By now everyone has heard about the Janet Jackson/Justin Timberlake "wardrobe malfunction" during the Superbowl. It's even the object of a FCC investigation, prompted by individuals who deemed the half-time show indecent.

What the media has not revealed is the top secret information about "The Face" on Janet's nipple.

Everyone has seen images of the face on Mars:



And here is an image we have all grown familiar seeing. (Note the mysterious shadows at the center of the nipple):




And now "The Face!"





this picture has been blown up several sizes
but was not photographically altered

Eerie, right? This image has not been altered. This is not a hoax. We cannot let this mystery go unanswered. The FCC investigation is just a smokescreen! Are aliens trying to communicate to us through Janet's nipple? What does our government know?

 

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