The Face on Janet's Nipple
By now everyone has heard about the Janet Jackson/Justin
Timberlake "wardrobe malfunction" during the Superbowl.
It's even the object of a FCC investigation, prompted by
individuals who deemed the half-time show indecent.
What the media has not revealed is the top secret information
about "The Face" on Janet's nipple.
Everyone has seen images of the face on Mars:
And here is an image we have all grown familiar seeing.
(Note the mysterious shadows at the center of the nipple):
And now "The Face!"
this picture has been blown up several sizes
but was not photographically altered
Eerie, right? This image has not been altered. This is
not a hoax. We cannot let this mystery go unanswered. The
FCC investigation is just a smokescreen! Are aliens trying
to communicate to us through Janet's nipple? What does our
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