||Wanna be cool?
Of course you do.
Chicks will surely dig you in this 100% polyester "Tassle bender"
Throw in some greasy hair, and a trust fund, and you'll be one deck
From Galapagos to the Pod, the tassles will be all over you, even
if you are a Frado.
(Pick up the lingo here
Initial bid: $10.00