Hardballer actually has Soft Squishy Balls
Here’s Hardball’s Chris Matthews showing how “hard” his balls really are (via atrios):
MATTHEWS: Let me go, Paul, before you start. What I keep doing here is asking people on and off camera who come on this program, high-ranking officers, enlisted, former officers. I get sometimes, not all the time, two different versions, the version they give me on the air and the version they give me the minute when we’re off the air.
The version they give me when we’re on the air is gung-ho, we’re doing the right thing, everything is moving along. The version they give me off the air is, Rumsfeld is crazy. There aren’t enough troops over there. We’re not taking this seriously enough, or, we shouldn’t be there, sometimes.
If his show was really about asking tough questions, Matthews would call them on their bullshit instead of being a tool.
Out of curiousity, and I don’t mean to distract from the non-stop BUSHITLAR meme, but does this site have anything to do with culture in Williamsburg any more? Because if it doesn’t, maybe you should post an announcement to that effect, such that those who get their fill of BUSH IS STUPID AND EVIL from, say, everywhere else on the web can stop subscribing to your RSS feed… Just askin’…
Actaully, I enjoy the political content. The site is obviously not just about W’burg. Is it that hard to scan past the stuff you don’t want to read if you’re using RSS. A lot of other political blogs miss this stuff so I’m glad when I see it here.
i like the politics too. and i keep an eye on my free will rss and hear about (atleast) one good event per week. It’s better than being a stream of bullshit.
So, MNS – shut up you idiot.
Hey drew, make me.
The Internet is a big, bad place. Unless you control the site, and have the ability to ipfw me out, and unless I don’t know how to use a proxy, I suggest you get used to hearing my sweet, sweet voice, little man.
My point is I get all of this crap from dailykos RSS feed, atrios feed, and every other political blog I scan. I enjoyed the site a lot more when it concentrated on stuff about Williamsburg, or indie rock. Now, I just find it to be a lot more content-free. This is unfortunate, but it happens all too often as people become obsessed with things that are out of their control.
And you’re welcome for me saying something. It’s because I care, but, drew, you can take your advice and shove it back up your ass, from whence it came.
First of all, you don’t even live in Williamsburg, so bugger off, you rancid Southern twat.
Second of all, considering you only get 17 people a day visiting your shitty blog, I think FREEwilly would be best to ignore whatever advice you pass their way.
Third of all, does your band exist just so that Three Doors Down can point in your direction and say, “Gee, sure we suck, but we’ll never be as awful as those mathgeek fuckers”?
Finally, was it painful when they carved out your piehole and screwed your rectum in its place? I’m sure jamming a few gnarly teeth in there to make it look more “life-like” had to be painful. Anyone as ugly as you has no business being within miles of a digital camera. Seriously. Finally a good reason for burkhas to exist. Wear one. Please. Allah begs you.
You’re a loser, MNS.
All I can picture right now is mns hanging on an upright stake with the the bloody tip protruding from his belly and his legs all floppy and twitching. The soundtrack is 3 Doors Down.
Allah begs you. Oh, man, that’s funny. Game on.
Chomp, chomp, chomp. I keep leaving you bait, and you keep biting on it.
You know, you’d think you people would learn after a while, but apparently not. Now, for extra credit, go search USENET, circa 1987 or 1988 and see just how long I’ve been trolling people like you.
Crazy newbies, and their insatiable appetite for trollbait…
“newbies”
That showed Bosom. You got spanked, assface.
More brave words from anonymous.
Okay, we get it, mns, you weren’t breast fed as a kid. That explains the insatiable appetite for attention and, more than likely, the rotten calcium stumps that hang from your gums like post-colon Chicklets.
And I’ve been on USENET since ’95. Suck it, junior. Your experience taunting goths has not served you well. You might be annoying—I’ll give you that—but you’re far from entertaining. “BUSHITLAR”? When you have to steal material from freepers, it’s time to pack it in. Then again, from what I’ve seen of your “skills,” you should have thrown in the towel back in ’96. Judging from your obvious aversion to hygiene issues, you probably weren’t using it anyway.
95 is later than 87, Ample Bosom. Apparently you were on USENET instead of paying attention in math class. Tell you what, though; in the interest of furthering friendship and peace, I’ll be in Williamsburg this Saturday at the Brooklyn Ale House (actually visiting friends, not coming just to meet you), and drinks are on me. Also, since I’m sure going to a bar to meet some person you’ve done nothing but issue ad hominems at on the Internets is pretty intimidating, you can do it anonymously. If you see me, and decide you want the free drink, just walk up and tell me that you’re Ample Bosom, and I’ll try not to make fun of your man-tits.
Oh, also, who the fuck is Three Doors Down? Am I supposed to know them or something? And now, to post the twelfth comment in this blog entry that has nothing to do with what the author wrote about, then wait for you to be unable to resist trying to one-up me, by posting the 13th.
I think your sphincter mouth is hot MNS. Can i put the tip in?
Only if you promise not to deny me the money shot.
Hmm, let me think about that. Should I spend a precious Saturday night hanging out with a self-proclaimed troll who’ll be leering at all of the unleashed dogs running around the Ale House and fishing his teeth out of the bottom of his mug all night or do just about anything else?
I think I’ll settle for the latter.
And thanks for chomp, chomp, chomping on my bait, crazy newbie. It’s been real. Unpleasant.
So, you’re scared. I understand. I would be, too. Sadly, the draconian administrator removed the link to the image I posted of myself, which would have been particularly funny for you to have seen, but I’m sure you’ve seen pictures of your mother eating her own diarrhea as it spurts from her ass while she lay on her back in the tub, before, so, all said, you didn’t miss much.
Yay! Internet arguments make your penis grow!