Ich Bin Ein Kickballer
Ok who let the Germans into McCarren Park?
Fluent in German? Feel free to translate for us, we’d love to know what the Deutsche really think of the Never Scared team captain.
Thank you thank you thank you Gothamist for finding this dirty little gem of a Bruno hipster fart.






You want the German word for kicball player?
no
Oh man, I’m starting to be embarrassed to live here. Isn’t there some law that if it is cool in Germany, it’s not cool anywhere else?
“i used to see people play kickball in the park and i thought: “that’s weird, i don’t really like it”. but today i went there and i took my camera and i found out that’s it’s the shit, everybody’s playing kickball and that’s what i am going to show you now and who knows, maybe you’ll soon start playing kickball in your own league in bavaria (that guy actually speaks with a bavarian accent)or in baden-wuerttemberg or wherever you live. have fun!
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kickball is like base ball, but there’s two big differences: instead of a baseball bat you have to kick the ball, which is made of plastic(?).”
blablabbla..this is getting really boring…there’s nothing special about this vid. and there’s nothing special about kickball either and about your williamburg hipster shit and your stupid “there should be a law..” comment, proving that you’re just some stupid fashion-nazi from nyc and by the way, i’d be glad not to do anything you do, but then could you stupid, ignorant americans please leave berlin? we can’t stand you, btw nobody can, wheter they’re french, spanish, afghan or from iraq.
who let the americans into
iraq?
afghanistan?
yugoslavia?
viet nam?
berlin-mitte?
Isn’t there some law that if it is cool to be an ignorant hipster douchebag in new york, it’s not cool anywhere else?