iGasm Vibrator Leaves Stiffs At Apple Feeling Frigid
Seems to us, a product like this could actually HELP Apple sales, but as usual the company is absurdly cagey about their branding. From News of the World:
COMPUTER giants Apple are really worked up–over an Ann Summers sex toy that hooks up to your iPod. Women all over Britain are saying yes, yes, yes to the ¬£30 iGasm that plugs into a music player and delivers good vibrations that pulse to the beat.
But shocked iPod bosses are iRate–demanding stores take down all posters for the gadget or risk a fight in the iCourt.
The neon-pink ads feature a curvaceous girl with wires coming OUT of her MP3 player and INTO her knickers. And it’s definitely turned on.
The sales guff teases: “Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum ‘n’ bass track or chill with ambient classic.”
But Apple lawyers claim the poster is a blatant rip-off of their own famous silhouette images used to flog iPods.
Their haughty legal letter to the shop chain adds: “We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action.”
Despite that, Ann Summers boss Jacqueline Gold is saying no, no, no and joked: “Perhaps I can send them an iGasm to put a smile back on their faces!”
