I walked around a bit and took stock of some the heads I see in Williamsburg. Lots has been said about the people of Williamsburg. Here is what they had to say for themselves:


Name: Snake

Briefly describe what you're wearing:
Crucifixes and butt tight girl pants

What's the last record you bought?
Avenue D & 50 Cent

What's your sign?
Cancer

What's wrong with the kids these days?
Not enough nudity!

I work in Williamsburg/I live in Williamsburg (please circle)
Work

What do you think of trucker hats?
They are about to be huge!

Are you sexually satisfied?
No.

Tell us something to promote yourself:
I have a 12 inch dick.

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Name: David Schutle
(of Main Drag Music)

Briefly describe what you're wearing:
White T-shirt and black jeans

What's the last record you bought?
The Pixie's Surfer Rosa

What's your sign?
Cancer

What's wrong with the kids these days?
Nothing that wasn't wrong before.

I work in Williamsburg/I live in Williamsburg (please circle)
Work

What do you think of trucker hats?
They never fit me right.

Are you sexually satisfied?
That would be telling.

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Name: Loren

Briefly describe what you're wearing:
White & light blue with gold teeth.

What's the last record you bought?
50 Cent

What's your sign?
Aries

What's wrong with the kids these days?
Bad role models

I work in Williamsburg/I live in Williamsburg (please circle)
Live

What do you think of trucker hats?
Fuck the New York Times article.

Are you sexually satisfied?
Well, yes, now that I live in New York.

Tell us something to promote yourself:
No.

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Name: Pat Kauffman

Briefly describe what you're wearing:
My work uniform.

What's the last record you bought?
The King of France

What's your sign?
Pisces

What's wrong with the kids these days?
Bad parents.

I work in Williamsburg/I live in Williamsburg (please circle)
Live

Why do you choose to live/work in Williamsburg?
I am 24 years old, come on!

Are you sexually satisfied?
Yes


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Name: HayDar Nelsen


What's the last record you bought?
Bonnie Prince Billy "Master & Everyone"

What's your sign?
Virgo

What's wrong with the kids these days?
Reliance on convenience. Their world falls apart if their computer crashes or the nearest ATM is out of order.

I work in Williamsburg/I live in Williamsburg (please circle)
Live

Why do you choose to live/work in Williamsburg?
To be as close as possible to the heart of the electroclash movement.

What do you think of trucker hats?
I'll let you know when the GAP's new ad campaign, "Everyone in Trucker Hats," comes out.

Are you sexually satisfied?
Yes, unless I have too much to drink.

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Name: Pat Ward, Allison Nowlin

What's the last record you bought?
Pat: The Melvin's
Allison: Yeah Yeah Yeahs

What's your sign?
Pat: Gemini
Allison: Double Leo

What's wrong with the kids these days?
Pat: No connection with the mechanics on which things run;
Allison: The internet

What do you think of trucker hats?
Pat: Hipster trend, over it
Allison: used to wear 'em, reminds me of my southern roots.

Are you sexually satisfied?
Pat: Yes
Allison: hell yeah