K-Tel Drug Mart

Remember K-Tel Records? They pumped out the hits during the Seventies and Eighties with classic collections like “Hot Nights, City Lights,” “Girls, Girls, Girls,” and “Disco Rocket.” Anyone raised in the Seventies had at least one K-Tel record in his/her collection. Ever wondered what happened to K-Tel? Times must be tough… now you can order all your pharmaceutical favorites at the K-Tel Drug Mart. Celebrex, Plavis, and Lipitor can all be purchased “[at] a savings of up to 70% or more. All drugs are shipped directly to your home from our licensed pharmacy in Canada, where drug prices are regulated by government review boards. What’s more, with the favorable exchange rate on the US dollar, the savings are even greater!”
The Apocalypse is surely near. What’s next? Is Tab now a malt liquor? Does Garanimals sell bondage gear? We feel dirty now.
It’s a virtual jukebox of Canadian drug import hits!
Visit them today.
See the full K-Tel collection here

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