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Le Tigre to collaborate with, um, Paris Hilton

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From TinyMixTapes
Because it makes so much sense (why wouldn’t they?!), uber-feminist dirtstache band Le Tigre will be producing a track for human Barbie doll Paris Hilton’s upcoming debut album, as reported by MTVe. The album, due out on Paris’ own imprint, Heiress Records, will be distributed through Warner Bros. Rumor has it that the album will be called “Paris is Burning.” No release date has been set, but incidentally, Paris will be attending a totally hot launch party for her label thrown by PlayStation on July 2nd. More combinations that make perfect sense! I wonder, universe, if next we can see Bob Saget on Broadway or maybe Bright Eyes on Jay Leno performing “When the President Talks to God.” Oh wait, list of things that are totally happening.
Le Tigre’s list of recent collaborators reads like a pop culture who’s-who. Their most recent single, “TKO,” featured Missy Elliot, and Kathleen Hanna did a guest vocal on Green Day’s latest, American Idiot. And to think, not too long ago they were just your average electro pop band. See what a major label can make happen, folks? Le Tigre released The Island last fall on Universal Records. They’ll be too busy making music with famous people this summer to tour, but they will be appearing in your home non-stop for months to come via reruns of VH1 fundit programming. Be sure to catch “My Coolest Years: I Was a Closet Case.”

37 Responses to “Le Tigre to collaborate with, um, Paris Hilton”

  1. Jamie says:

    What the FUCK?!?!?! I love Le Tigre!! This is a joke, right? A joke? Oh please, PLEASE, PLEASE be a joke….

  2. jenny says:

    I thought Le Tigre said No to Paris. OMG!

  3. Anonymous says:

    It’s for real:
    see here

  4. anonymous says:

    that boy with the moustache is so hot! he’s, he’s… oh shit.

  5. salvo daze says:

    fyi, jd is not a boy but very much a woman.. and yeah the whole paris shit is fucking unbelievable but on second thought, yeah, I guess it’s believable..

  6. Jamie says:

    This makes me very sad… Very sad indeed… And yes, JD is very much a woman.

  7. anon says:

    so sad that le tigre have officially sold out. thanks ladies! glad yr fans supported you every step of the way. honestly, we love getting shat on! hope you do too cause thats pretty much where your former artistic integrities are going…down the big industry crapper! hope the money is good to you.

  8. Anonymous says:

    i think its cool. i want to fuck all four of them

  9. Anonymous says:

    Le Hilton will take musical sucking to the next level.

  10. Joe says:

    You guys are acting as if Le Tigre were credible artists to begin with.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Le Tigre are credible artists Joe. They rule

  12. Joe says:

    You have shitty taste Anonymous and I hope you die a horribly painful death.

  13. peter says:

    Why would a bunch of so-called feminist progressive types like Le Tigre produce a track for a racist high society beeyotch like Paris?

  14. Tenderloin says:

    I LOVE Paris! This is such a great idea! It could really help boost Le Tigre’s career.

  15. ADMN says:

    Not only is Le Tigre doing a track, Lil Jon will be producing two tracks.

  16. H. says:

    oh, this just gets better and better…

  17. dude says:

    you guys are fuckin retalded for whinin about this shit. selling out? just retalded.if you are so sad then you should make your own crappy riotgirlelektropop outfit and keep that shit in the basement….fo’ real biyotches. big ups lil jon!

  18. wilson K says:

    dude, smoke much? I’m not judging or anything, but don’t puff and type… yo?

  19. JET11211 says:

    I think dude dosen’t smoke and thats his problem. As for this pathetic formally good groop: two words greek tragedy. Like all my past relationships with women and music.

  20. Doug says:

    These no talents cunts need to pack it in.

  21. duderino says:

    are you guys talking about “the marijuana”?no i dont smoke. people that talk about smoking are so lame. you are lame. formally good group? you are that quick to change your opinion on a group because they associate with a whore? oh, it is because they were never good. if doug above had a lil’ virtual hand poking out of his post, i would shake that lil’ fucker. these no talent cunts need to pack it in and take you tasteless tarts with them. lil’ jon has more talent in one gold tooth than these bikini killers ever had.(and that isnt saying much) yipee.

  22. anonymous says:

    lil john sucks a big one.

  23. nasdaq jones says:

    lol @ joe’s comment to anonymous:
    yeah – i think the only le tigre songs i can stomach is “fake french” & “decepticon”

  24. H. says:

    and “eu ‘d bedroom dancing.” otherwise… well… i have nothing nice to say about the new record… whatever le tigre do, has already been done better by the gogos, berlin, etc.

  25. 96354932 says:

    Oh well.

  26. meow says:

    Oh dear god. It just keeps getting worse. I was disgusted when i found out that they were on the victoria’s secret “pink” compilation cd… and now this. Gross. I have loved Kathleen since her Bikini Kill days- that music is ONLY good because of the sentiment behind it. You don’t listen to Le Tigre and think that they are a musical talent- you think that they are progressive and represent feminist women- and that is what made them rock. Take away the purity of the sentiment and what do you have left? Nothing! A bunch of insincere shit with horrible programming and sub par guitar power chords. I hope they choke on the semen left over in that ugly,talentless,racist,idiot Paris‚Äô hair. She needs to take out her blue contacts and go back to the plastic surgeon to reverse her botched nose job.
    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html click here to see paris before her surgeries

  27. Shitty Kitty says:

    Just wanted to comment that i think it’s really depressing that
    a) there are people so incredibly sad that they have nothing better to do than chat about bands they dont even like
    b) the internet is so incredibly over populated with pathetic little jerks who are so totally sexist- whore? cunts? tarts? shut up you sad sad masogynist pricks!
    c) Paris Hilton is obviously a sad victim of our society- sexism sux dudes and as long as you are perpetuating it there will always be paris hiltons in this world
    ps: i love le tigre- keep rockin grrls!

  28. Ph!L says:

    Whatever… Go Paris !!! I LOVE YOU! But please don’t make that um.. Band i guess popular.

  29. nicole says:

    Hey umm actually paris is sooo good and shes soo much better that that shit band

  30. hanna says:

    Paris has no talent whatsoever.The only reason she is famous is because of her grandfather.In the real world she would have big big problems.I had big respect for Le Tigre….I’ve heard some of her music and it’s crap.

  31. kerry says:

    Paris is shallow

  32. molly says:

    WHY?WHY?WHY? …….When I found out that they were going to relase their new CD(this island) on Universal, I thought it was Ok just because I knew they’re not stupid,i think I acctually said to one of my friends it’s not like they’re gonna hang out with paris hilton or anything…………What’s next Mariah Carrey?50 cent?Eminiem?……I hope this isn’t true…….please let it just be a romour paris started or somthing to get more publicity(since the whole sex tape thing just gave her bad publicity)

  33. clara says:

    No, te collaboration with Paris Hilton it’s just a rumour (or so said KH in a recent interview).

  34. pat the monkey says:

    Paris need a nose job baaaaad, and NOW!
    Like, yesterday!

  35. anonymous says:

    um. Kathleen has had a nose job too. just look at old pics.

  36. kursti says:

    so now that we dont have le tigre, bikini kill, team dreach , bitch and animal… tegan and sara… who the hell do we have? any body?

  37. jennifer says:

    LE tigre is the shit!!! FUCK ALL YOU WHO THINK OTHERWISE!

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