Lazyass

26 years old drunken mathematician by day, superhero by night.

Superpower: "The ability to be so lazy that others around me decide to sit down and stop being villainous."

Fights for: "For things to be cool, so people could sit around and not have to do anything."

Favorite superhero memory: "IN THE 7TH GRADE, I STARTED WRITING IN ALL CAPITALS BECAUSEÊ I READ COMIC BOOKS ALL THE TIME."

Macha Muchacha,

29 promising, pithy,witty, ascerbic unpublished writer by day, superheroine by night.

Fave superhero memory: "How Electra and Dyna Girl were able to shield themselves from explosions w/just their hands over their faces, & Lynda Carter's pointy boobs"

The Joke with Most

26 stoner by day, superhero by night

Superpower: "The power to leave reality, and take anyone with me"

Fights for: "truth, justice, and the anti-american way"

Karmatron

26 painter by day, superhero byÊ night

Superpower: foresight

Fights for: truth

Supersaiyan 701

19 pro biker by day, superhero by night

Superpower: "to shoot energy ball@ People"

Fights for: the dragon Ball Z

Stillness

22 runner by day, superhero by night

Superpower: Stillness

Fights for: Stillness

UNKL Jarvis

20 musician/artist by day, superhero by night

Superpower: webbed feet & sticky fingers

Fights for: stadium mustard on all hotdogs

Justice

30 teacher by day, superheroine by night

Superpower: "Eradicate meanness, rudeness, all -isms (racism, sexism ageism etc.). The ability to make people nice."

Fights for: Equality & Justice

Fave Superhero Memory: "Dressing up as Wonder woman as a child and pretending to jump really high. I had my boots and truth lasso. I loved Catwoman's sexiness and badness. I always rooted for her over Batman (who was such a boring wimp) I also had a Bionic Woman lunchbox. She ruled!!"

DJ Bopit

22 principle of a skool by day, superheroine by night

Superpower: fly

Fave superhero memory: "Watching She-Ra & finding the little hidden guy during the show before the end when they tell you where he was hiding."

Blackgirl

36 running a multinational corporation by day, superheroine by night

Superpower: fly

Fights for: justice for animals and short people

Fave superhero memory: "The wonder twins knocking fists and taking the form of - - (something/ whatever they needed to be at the time.)"

The Avenging Nutsack

25 rocker by day, superhero by night

Fights for: Money

The Druggist

45 retailer by day, superheroine by night

Superpower: bionic arm

Fights for: No More Drugstores In America.