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McCain Be Old

Just in case you didn’t know how old he is…let a jelly donut explain the state of things.

The line, “Obama be Facebook, McCain be Friendster” is freaking beautiful. I tried to find my old Friendster page (I had one!), but it’s lost in the interwebs. Shame.

2 Responses to “McCain Be Old”

  1. -a says:

    this is pretty funny, and i’m sure the intelligent and educated readers of f.w. “get it” but at the same time, stuff like this just fuels the peripheral noise and detracts from the real issues. yeah, mccain’s old… we get it, but the REAL reasons he absolutely can’t be president are way more significant than the number of years he’s been alive. i’m glad they tie in a worthwhile line about registering to vote at the end, but overall, i think it trivializes a really important contest/decision.

  2. $ries says:

    But sometimes we just need a jelly donut to tell it like it is.

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