Naked Cowboy To Release First Music CD
This can’t be good. From the AP
“Hands on my boobies! Hands on my boobies!”
The directive came from the Naked Cowboy, Times Square’s most famous street performer, addressing a slightly sheepish female fan posing with him for a picture on a recent afternoon. “Just squeeze away! Don’t hurt anything,” he ordered.
After eight years of playing guitar in nothing but cowboy boots, a hat and a pair of briefs (crudely marked “Naked Cowboy,” to point out the obvious), the New York City icon (real name Robert John Burck) is taking his naked ambition to the next level. He’s working on a debut album as part of his plan for “dominating the commercial landscape of the world.”
The disc, expected to be released next year, is a “little bit country, little bit rock ‘n’ roll,” the Cowboy said in a recent interview with The Associated Press.
“There’ll be blues, R&B down the line and Naked Cowboy – it’s its own genre of music,” he added.
Some of the tracks have eyebrow-raising titles, the most printable, perhaps, being “Get Your Ass Kicked by a Man in his Underwear.”
“Every major record label is gonna compete to be the one to represent this project. Once again, Beatles, Elvis Presley, Naked Cowboy,” boasted the Cowboy, calling success “guaranteed.”
On another note, we know this is just a light story about the Naked Cowboy, but we still found it odd that the AP is citing Wikipedia as a source. (see the sidebar)
