No Hipsters Allowed Dance Party!!
I hereby present the most important thing you can do this weekend. Zeps, of the Point Dot Period crew, is throwing a “No Hipsters Allowed” dance party, tomorrow night, with a lot of music by DJ Johnny Mambo. But here’s the thing….they’re hosting a Street Fighter 2 tournament on the big projector screen at Public Assembly (70 N. 6th Street between Kent and Wythe streets in Williamsburg, Brooklyn)!!!! WTF?! How can you ask for no hipsters, but then offer Street Fighter?! Silly DJ’s…
The dress code? No tight pants, ironic t-shirts, or “Plad” (it’s ok, hipsters can’t spell either). No dirty sneakers, shoes, ungroomed beards, and the number one rule: YOU MUST HAVE GOTTEN A HAIRCUT IN THE LAST TWO MONTHS. Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.
So this is an invasion invitation to everybody out there with tight pants and a taste for the irony. Get lookin’ good, and get out and show Mr. Zeps how to truly rock E. Honda! Or, anti-hipsters, defend your childhood on the big screen. I want video footage of this epic battle in my inbox no later than Sunday night. Send it to me.
The flyer:
i don’t know man, that sounds like a pretty manoriented not list. i mean, what about vintage sundresses and high waisted pants on the ladies? and long haired gals don’t need haircuts that often. and tight pants on girls are certainly not hipster specific. god, i’m thinking of some of the ass ugly shit i’ve seen on girls lately now. ugh.
this is the stupidest name for a party since kill whitey but i guess it’s less offensive. that is to say kill whitey was offensive to black folks, not that it was offensive because they would suggest that whitey should be killed.
Thanks for posting this dude!! i’ll def send you some footage next week.. hit me with an email.
peace
ZEPS
i love these stupid hipster “NO HIPSTERS ALLOWED BECAUSE WE’RE NOT HIPSTERS SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO ME WE’RE NOT HIPSTERS FOR REAL” parties.
and those shoes are ugly.
i love these stupid hipster “NO HIPSTERS ALLOWED BECAUSE WE’RE NOT HIPSTERS SERIOUSLY LISTEN TO ME WE’RE NOT HIPSTERS FOR REAL” parties.
and those shoes are ugly.
@ al oof. I highly doubt that most black people (especially one’s that live in this area) would suggest “whitey” to be killed.
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