Now Casting: Sexy Hipster Pirates
Are you a sexy, young, ethnically ambiguous hipster who dresses somewhere between “rock royalty” and “pirate style”?
Great! Collect $800.
Are you a sexy, young, ethnically ambiguous hipster who dresses somewhere between “rock royalty” and “pirate style”?
Great! Collect $800.
what do we pillage this time?
$800 and a jug of haitian rum.
thats the price if you’re keen to sail with this ‘ere rogue
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