Comments on: Output: Douchey Velvet-Rope Shitfuck Jersey Shore Cologne Tourist Trap Electro Dance Club Coming to Williamsburg

By: zack

zack — Thu, 09 May 2013 17:39:42 +0000

great club. lot of fun. u don’t like it, stay home with that neutral milk hotel record. your absence is appreciated!

By: Tony

Tony — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 14:21:35 +0000

I still miss Volume.

By: JonJonSquared

JonJonSquared — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 19:24:05 +0000

Tim,
It will not host “underground” parties. “Underground” parties do not happen in an established concrete space designed as a club. Maybe for the first six months or so….

..then all those uber-cool scenesters are not going to keep coming when the place gets filled up by the cologne set.

When the owners realize that they could be making $250K/night with bottle service, playing Taylor Swift 4-on-the-floor remixes, hip-hop and ‘classic 80s’: instant Pacha.

By: Tim

Tim — Sat, 19 Jan 2013 00:44:45 +0000

This aint Pacha you dumb fucks. It’s run by Matar and will host underground techno parties whose crowd consists mostly of people from……BROOKLYN. They already take place around here, just not legit venues.

By: JonJonSquared

JonJonSquared — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 03:00:45 +0000

….right across the street from the Brooklyn Bowl.
expect total nightmare traffic/douchejam on and around Wythe & N12 every Fri & Sat.

best Free Williamsburg headline ever, by the way.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 22:21:43 +0000

Sounds dope