Parties Banned At McKibbin Lofts – Bushwick’s Infamous/Beloved Party Address
The storied Bushwick bohemia known as McKibbin Lofts — once called “party and crime central” by Brooklyn Paper — is about to clean up its act:
Is this the end of an era or a bluff by the management? The allegedly notorious McKibbin Lofts are known for three things: the Montrose and Morgan L stop proximity (ahem ahem ahem), the packed ‘n’ stacked quasi-mini-cubicle bed-”rooms” in inexplicable shapes and… the parties. Also, that one time the FBI raided McKibbin in 2011 because they thought Anonymous was operating out of one of the shanty-dorms. But mostly, the parties.
Until now, possibly, maybe, probably not. Last night, the residents of McKibbin Lofts were greeted with stern-sounding notices.
1. NO PARTIES ARE ALLOWED IN THE BUILDING
2. THE POLICE DEPARTMENT WILL BE CALLED AND WILL
SHOT DOWN THE PARTY3. IF YOU ARE PLANNING TO HAVE A SMALL GATHERING,
PLEASE CONTACT OUR SECURITY PERSONEL, SO THEY KNOW
AHEAD OF TIME
via Brokelyn







I hope they are not “shot down” by police
Well technically the roof is outside the building.
As if