Pay Me to Sh*t On Your Cabbage
Vegetarians are supposed to be sexy, right?
Hello There–
My friend and I don’t eat animals or any animal products. We understand the value of good, fresh, fertilizer and are willing to stop by your garden and “unload” on your plants for a small, negotiable fee.
Only serious replies, please.
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Thanks, Craigslist!






What does being a vegetarian have to do with sexy?