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Rachel Ray Gets Dry-Humped, Grabs Some Ass At SXSW Preview Party

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image c/o nickydigital.com (hat tip, Krista)
First the keffiyah, and now this.
Perky homemaker Rachel Ray, best known for annoying millions with her quasi-robotic joie de vivre on Everyday with Rachel Ray, is throwing what may be the coolest party of next month’s SXSW. Confirmed bands for her little soiree include the Hold Steady, the Thermals, Ra Ra Riot, Semi Precious Weapons, and the New York Dolls. The menu (available on the event’s website) looks appropriately awesome in its own right, offering such southwestern themed dishes as seven-layer sliders and smoky chipotle and black bean chilaquiles. Between this and unholy resurrection of Taylor Hanson, 2009′s SXSW is shaping up to be the most wholesome yet.
And to add yet another layer of weirdness to the whole affair, Page Six reports that Ray stormed the stage during her SXSW preview party at Santos Party House on Wednesday (yes, there was a preview party), jokingly tried to steal the boots off of Semi Precious Weapons frontman Justin Tranter, and, as the picture above attests, engaged in some serious glam rock ass-groping. From PageSix:

“Not only is lead singer Justin Tranter the most attractive person I’ve seen, but I also want his high-heeled boots!” Then she jokingly tried to steal Tranter’s boots while grabbing his rear end several times.

Check her out getting dry-humped by Tranter after the jump. What happened to America’s wholesome culinary sweetheart? As a tipster relates:

I was at the show and my favorite part was how Justin kept referring to
her as “Rachel mother f***ing Ray”
She is actually kinda awesome….which is weird.


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