Honestly, I've been here a handful of times for brunch over the past year and the only thing that's kept me going back was the tasty food at decent prices (and the friends I was with). The crowd does tend to represent an interesting mix of the neighborhood, but that being said, there are too many similar and better restaurants in the area to justify ever going back. The dining area is awkward, but my main beef with Teddy's is that the service ranges from impersonal to absurdly awful.

Today I went to Teddy's for the last time ever. After waiting 10 minutes to be seated, we waited a long time for a rude waitress wearing pajama pants to appear and take our orders. A FULL HALF HOUR LATER the waitress has not reappeared once and we're starving. A large group that arrived after us was brought their food by our same waitress, who ignored our attempts to get her attention. We got the host's attention, which lead to the waitress finally coming by to tell us that the kitchen had lost our order but that she would try to get our food as fast as possible. She took our order again. Then another neighboring table which had sat down after us got their food, and this table had waited almost 20 minutes before a waiter had even taken their order. At this point I realized that we had been sitting in Teddy's for about 45 minutes, still no sign of food, and I had to leave to go get ready for work. I ended up scarfing down a sandwich from Hana Foods while changing and heading to the subway.

If you do go to Teddy's, don't get the Hibiscus Iced Tea (the only thing I ordered that actually made it to the table). It's total dogshit. Just like the waitstaff today.

Sold out the neighborhood by letting a huge film shoot in the bar for the last two weeks. No parking and lameass film people in the hood. Way to go Teddy's, make a buck, not a friend.

stick with the burger and eat at the bar.

ive been there a number of times and the food is good . sometimes servixe is slow but attentive . i used to bartend and i didnt like the time i ordered a tequila sunsise and they substituted cherry juice for grenadine . i find the drinks average , depending on who makes them it could be average

Is it just me or has the food gotten pretty bad?

I've been twice. On the second trip we were put in the back room and promptly forgotten about. When my portobello burger came out it was half-nuked and postively disgusting. I can't think of a worse meal I've had in Williamsburg since moving here a year ago.

Needless to say, I can't in good conscious recommend this place!

one time i was in this dump and there was a mound of ants feasting on some slop that was stuck to the floor. Normally I dont like to complain to a server or hostess but when this bitch actually said to me that I could switch tables if I wanted but there was no one available at the moment to clean up the ants I felt like asking her to hop her big ass onto a mop and clean it herself. I mean serioously. bugs? in the daylight...during business hours? come on. good bloody marys and the salad with the grilled turkey is amazing. Place looks sloppy as shit though-with a waitstaff to match.

Damn, why the service suck so bad and I live a block away? If they could fix the bad service, I could live there. Buffalo wings are the best in NYC, but when you add in the service, it makes it the worst.

menu sucks on sundays after brunch. better the rest of the week. sandwiches are pre-made, and you can tell. the veggie-burger sucks. service varies. brunch pretty good.

i might have come across the same waiter as Mia. we still love your quesadillas!

the food is good. the service blows. the worst service i've ever ever ever had. by far. my guess is my waiter was new so that's excusable but the manager was horrible. so the waiter gave me french fries instead of homefries and when i told him i ordered homefries he told me they ran out. i asked why the rest of the people at the table got their homefries and he said they just ran out. fine. so they ran out but why in H would he just hand me some french fries and not say anything. did he really think i wouldn't notice? then i was like, alright, well why didn't i get the toast that was also supposed to come with the meal (like everyone else at the table had)? and he was like, oops i forgot about the toast i'll get that to you as soon as possible. never did. also didn't ever bother to apologize. the manager saw the whole thing and was totally apathetic and unapologetic. it was horrible. although, not gonna lie, the food was good.

Teddy's has the best brunch in the burg! Crab cakes benedict and the bloody marys kick ass... But not as much as the super duper waitress MEG!