Sad, but true….
We read this post weeks ago, and it resonated.
It occurs to me that all Northeastern cities are kicking New York’s ass these days. Philadelphia, D.C., Boston, hell even Baltimore makes us look weak. They have the hard crimes and the good times: we have Fashion Week and a bunch of jerks talking about restaurants on their cell phones. All weekend long the L train stations in Williamsburg are like hipster sluices, vomiting out punks who have spent thousands of their parents’ dollars so they can look like Vincent Gallo, play kickball in McCarren Park, and aspire to become monsters like these. I pray nightly for financial collapse and riots, but God has grown tired of my prayers, the rat fuck.
Somebody give this guy a job. Anyone who’s visited Williamsburg or the Lower East Side in the past year would have a hard time arguing with him. [Thanks Kevin]






‘monsters’ sounds a little strong for people who denounce u.s. terror operations and corporate control. call me crazy.
p.s. and those Doctors Without Borders folks? straight terrorists.
Art is important, but you can read Juxtapose on the pottie whilst felching your french poodle even in the burbs.
Uh, hello fools… these two have lived in Williamsburg longer than anyone I know and definitely longer than the turd who wrote this article who apparently judges by appearances… I suppose just because he and his fat girlfriend look the part they think they are williamsburg natives….