Self-Proclaimed Hipster Sets up “Hipster Church” in New York’s Least Hip Neighborhood
Listen all you godless heathens, your gig is up. Reverand Gage Jung, has gone and set up a church for you. A hip church. Where they hand out Hipster Church wristbands on the street, read the bible on their iphones, and mingle while listening to Arcade Fire and MGMT.
This church is in a Sheraton Hotel in Flushing, Queens.
No word yet on how the Revolution Church, that meets in Pete’s Candy Store, will react, or if we can expect a skinny-jeaned holy war to hit the ‘hood any time soon. But rest assured that, when the rapture comes on Saturday morning you’ll have not one, but two places to run to and repent your sins. Plus side? Should you not get raptured, *both* churches conveniently come with built-in bars.
sorry, probably won’t be able to attend service, got a hangover and then later brunch of course
Stating something derogatory about Queens these days says more about the writer than the subject.
Stay away hipsters!! Flushing isn’t your territory. And keep out of Forest Hills. You’ve ruined Astoria, isn’t that enough?
top three reasons why flushing > williamsburg
1. better food
2. better karaoke
3. 85% less hipsters