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The must fucked up thing you will see all day:
Fuck you if you don’t like Christmas:
A little Friday morning stupidity to get you in the mood for the weekend!
If you find it disturbing, or even a little startling when a fat rat runs across your path on a dark Brooklyn night as you pass some abandoned lot or pile of garbage, you might not want to read any further. On the other hand, if knowledge is power, get ready for this: Reports of opossums wondering the city streets, tearing up gardens and trash cans, scaring young hipsters, and intimidating Pomeranians, have been on the rise, and some say the city is to blame. From New York Post:
Wild possums are destroying Brooklynites’ gardens, threatening small dogs and terrifying teenage girls.
“Last year, while walking around the [Dyker Beach] golf course at dusk, my daughter and I bumped into one. We were so scared. We’re city girls,” said Marnee Elias-Pavia, district manager of Community Board 11, which covers Bensonhurst, Mapleton, Bath Beach and Gravesend.
Elias-Pavia’s 13-year-old daughter was terrified.
“My daughter screamed and I had to grab her from running into the street,” Elias-Pavia recalled….
City Councilmember Domenic Recchia (D-Coney Island) claims the city is responsible for the growing possum population. About 10 years ago, “There was a rat problem in Marine Park and Gerritsen Beach so they brought the possums in to target the rats,” Recchia explained.
When questioned about Recchia’s claim, the mayor’s office referred calls to the city Health Department, which said, “We do not have a record of this action.”
Chances are if you see an opossum they are more afraid of you than you are of them, just don’t get close to their likely rabid, razor sharp teeth, step on their fat ugly rat-like tail, or look into their glowing beady little eyes. Whatever you do, don’t give them a pedicure or a massage.